So these people.
Were supposed to come over to my house last week. Naturally, we cook a feast. I kid you not, a feast. They cancelled on us. Now, at 10 o’ fucking clock PM, they call my mom to pick them up in San Jose. And she fucking agrees. For those of you who don’t know, San Jose is an hour away. And an hour back. And since my mom doesn’t like to be alone, I’m going with...
It’s funny listening to adults tell us that we shouldn’t want to...– Emily
So I was buying groceries and when I went up to pay for it my card was declined. So and now I am driving between the grocery store and my house so I can pay for my groceries.
toxic-ponies: friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
infinityongay: friendly reminder that in high school mitt romney and his friends violently assaulted a boy because mitt thought him having long hair was weird and wrong
Normal people: crying cause I really miss you.
Ed Sheeran: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people: you're making me blush!
Ed Sheeran: tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair
Normal people: we're spooning
Ed Sheeran: we're resembling cutlery
Normal people: my life is falling apart
Ed Sheeran: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people: marry me?
Ed Sheeran: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
usingtimewisely: the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
wizcoylifa: if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers